Wednesday, November 26, 2008

i love you... stupid!!

i love you... stupid!!
time passes by so fast
but this feelin for you remains
the more i try to forget you
the more my heart cries for you
you seem to notice
but you don't seem to care

it leaves me dismayed
my heart wounded and torn
i just don't know what it is about you
that makes me feel and act this way
that makes my heart jump
whenever i see you

though you dont feel the same way too
one thing i know is for sure...

i love you... stupid!!!
© krishnah, 2001-12-29

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

sex and marketing

One of the craziest emails I received.... :)

sex and marketing, some make an awful lot of

Several women I know have asked me for an
explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it

1. You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at
you, says. "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
That's Telemarketing.

4.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his
tie brushing your
breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in
That's Public Relations.

5.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're
fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

6.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

7.Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward
the center and shout
at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam.

9. organize a business opportunity meeting in a
five star hotel and
tell them that for every girl they recruit and talk into
going to bed with
me saying that "I'm fantastic in bed", they will earn
Px,xxx and a
percentage depending on their level with royalty. Of
course, it's legally
registered with the SEC!
That's Multi-Level Marketing!

10. You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You pay him into going with you.
That's Purchasing

11. You went to a party, and picked up a sexy girl
and she did a
direct marketing on you. You both went to a motel
and when u woke up, you are tied in bed, all your
clothing and money gone, the girl left a stash
your bed and a loaded weapon on the floor, the
Police are questioning you
while a camera for the six o'clock news keeps

Thats bankruptcy!

12. niyaya mong makipag threesome ang
dalawang magandang chicks tapos pumayag

they don't turn out to be women.......

thats pyramid scam!

13. You see a handsome guy and you approach
him and tell him "I'm
fantastic in bed" but he just looks at you from head
to toe and tells you "that's nice, but you're not my
that's what you call a packaging problem.

14. So you grab his face and give him a deep, wet
french kiss as you
grind your pelvic area against his crotch --- now
that's what you call
product sampling or a taste test.

15. He pushes you away ... ayaw pa rin. You
disappear for a while and
return with a much younger, prettier and sexier
babe in tow. "Ok wise
, she's fantastic in bed, too, and you can have
her as well but only if
you do it with me first." --
that's what's called a premium offer or incentive

16. you ask 2 girls for a threesome and they
agreed, then you shared
them with your friend, and your friend share them
with his friends.
that's networking

17. After you share them with your friends, you got
STD from those

that's electronic transfer

Monday, November 17, 2008

a quote from my honey...

For you I would climb
The highest mountain peak
Swim the deepest ocean
Your love I do seek.

For you I would cross
The rivers most wide
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.

For you are the one
Who makes me whole
You've captured my heart
And touched my soul.