Love me... Leave me...

"The first time my heart was broken I thought I was through; I swore I'd never
love again and believe me this was true, but when you walked into my life the
second your eyes met mine, I knew you were worth loving, just like before, just
like the first time..."

"I cant make someone love me nor I can force someone to love me forever....
all I can do is to be someone who can be loved...
and the rest is up to the person to realize my worth..."

"If someone would ask me who I want to be with...
I would simply say...
someone who will never leave me just because of SOMEBODY else..."

Love in the year of the Ox

With regard to romance, the Year of the Earth Ox is time to get serious. The Ox doesn't favor careless flings -- remember, this animal favors work over play. In fact, playing fast and loose with somebody's heart could get in you in deep trouble. This is a fabulous year to get engaged or married, provided you're with someone you love. If you're not ready to make a commitment to a casual love interest, you're better off breaking up. Hold out for real thing -- a relationship that will withstand poverty, illness and any other challenges that lie ahead.

Ox’s are most compatible with: Rooster’s, Rat’s and Snake’s. But stay away from Horse’s and Tiger’s for they are matches made in hell.

Oxen, as their animal counterparts, are strong. Both physically and mentally. They are good solid workers who don’t have time for people less capable than themselves. These people can be thought of as stodgy and no fun. However, they often have hobbies that could make other people blush! It’s their way of getting away from the normal everyday rigor. And have even been known to have some quite hot love affairs!! As long as it’s not silly, the Ox does not like to appear silly.

Ox people get places, just perhaps at a slower rate than some of the other Chinese signs. But then the Ox takes pride in what he/she does and perseveres until the job is done. They do like power. In fact some seriously powerful and not to mention dangerous (among other words) leaders have been Oxen. Hitler and Saddam Hussein are both well known Ox’s. This does not mean of course that all Ox’s are set to rule and dominate the world, invade countries and kill lots of people, merely that they have the potential. But do not panic if you are an Ox, many famous writers have been born under the same sign, Ox’s love to write, and are incredibly talented.

To love an Ox you will have to understand that these people are not the Romeo’s and Juliet’s of the Zodiac. They will not be gushing. They can appear standoffish and aloof at times. To get to see the inside of this persons heart you must be as persevering as they are, and willing to wait. For the love of these diligent people may not come easy, but when it does it comes with a burning intensity that could put the Olympic torch to shame.

Ever heard the saying “As strong as an Ox”? These people are, of all the signs, live to a good age indeed these people have a strong constitution. But that doesn’t mean they do not get ill, in fact they are often hypochondriac’s but due to them being so mentally and physically strong the Ox can get over anything. Food, as for the Rat, is the problem here. Oxen are prone to being overweight and may also suffer from reddish patches mainly on their face and neck. These people need a healthy diet, full of fresh vegetables and fruit. They are frequently caught snacking which is no good for them at all. Their stomachs are their weak spots as again these people keep it all in and can end up with stomach ulcers.

Ox years are: 1901 ~ 1913 ~ 1925 ~1937 ~ 1949 ~ 1961 ~ 1973 ~ 1985 ~ 1997 ~ 2009 ~ 2021.

This is a list of symbols that you, as an Ox, should surround yourself with as they will help you to become your true self and give you a feeling of happiness and comfort.

Tree - Pear ~ Food - Beef stew ~ Flower - Chrysanthemum ~ Fragrance- Shalimar ~ Birthstone- Lapis Lazuli ~ Number- 1 ~ Animal- Bear ~ Spice- Coriander ~ Herb- Sage ~ Drink- Strong Tea ~ Metal- Copper ~ Colour- Dark Blue.

i love you... stupid!!

i love you... stupid!!

time passes by so fast but this feelin for you remains the more i try to forget you the more my heart cries for you you seem to notice but you don't seem to care it leaves me dismayed my heart wounded and torn i just don't know what it is about you that makes me feel and act this way that makes my heart jump whenever i see you though you dont feel the same way too one thing i know is for sure... i love you... stupid!!!

© krishnah, 2001-12-29

sex and marketing

One of the craziest emails I received.... :)

sex and marketing, some make an awful lot of
sense.

Several women I know have asked me for an
explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it
up:

1. You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at
you, says. "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.

4.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his
tie brushing your
breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Public Relations.

5.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're
fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

6.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

7.Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward
the center and shout
at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam.

9. organize a business opportunity meeting in a
five star hotel and
tell them that for every girl they recruit and talk into
going to bed with
me saying that "I'm fantastic in bed", they will earn
Px,xxx and a
percentage depending on their level with royalty. Of
course, it's legally
registered with the SEC!
That's Multi-Level Marketing!


10. You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You pay him into going with you.
That's Purchasing


11. You went to a party, and picked up a sexy girl
and she did a
direct marketing on you. You both went to a motel
and when u woke up, you are tied in bed, all your
clothing and money gone, the girl left a stash
beside
your bed and a loaded weapon on the floor, the
Police are questioning you
while a camera for the six o'clock news keeps
rolling...

Thats bankruptcy!


12. niyaya mong makipag threesome ang
dalawang magandang chicks tapos pumayag
sila................

they don't turn out to be women.......


thats pyramid scam!

13. You see a handsome guy and you approach
him and tell him "I'm
fantastic in bed" but he just looks at you from head
to toe and tells you "that's nice, but you're not my
type"
that's what you call a packaging problem.

14. So you grab his face and give him a deep, wet
french kiss as you
grind your pelvic area against his crotch --- now
that's what you call
product sampling or a taste test.

15. He pushes you away ... ayaw pa rin. You
disappear for a while and
return with a much younger, prettier and sexier
babe in tow. "Ok wise
guy, she's fantastic in bed, too, and you can have
her as well but only if
you do it with me first." --
that's what's called a premium offer or incentive

16. you ask 2 girls for a threesome and they
agreed, then you shared
them with your friend, and your friend share them
with his friends.
that's networking

17. After you share them with your friends, you got
STD from those
girls...

that's electronic transfer

a quote from my honey...

For you I would climb
The highest mountain peak
Swim the deepest ocean
Your love I do seek.

For you I would cross
The rivers most wide
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.

For you are the one
Who makes me whole
You've captured my heart
And touched my soul.